Shofarpalooza

shofarpalooza


SHOFAR-PALOOZA SHOW INCLUDES:

How to play the shofar
The history of the shofar
How to buy the best shofar for YOU
How to take care of your shofar
The shofar calls played during the high holidays
Advanced techniques & unique sounds
The shofar as a musical instrument

Some of the songs David will play on the shofar are:

The Flight of the Bumble Bee
Kol Nidre
Hatikvah
Draydl Draydl
Old Man River
Summertime
The National Anthem

And he will play any of your requests.

COMEDY TOPICS

The Philosophy of Zen Judaism:

1) We believe everything is sacred and everything is marketable.

2) In Zen the idea is to live in the moment.
In Zen Judaism we want to live in the moment but there’s not enough time.

3) Abortion.
The big question in abortion is when does the fetus become a person?
We believe the fetus becomes a person when it stops calling home for money.

All of Which is Included in David’s New Book

“Zen Judaism, The Joy of Suffering”

ADDITIONAL COMEDY TOPICS ARE:
Addiction, Exercise, Health & Diet, Money, Credit, Love, Relationships

YOU’VE NEVER HEARD ANYTHING LIKE IT!

DAVID WILL CHANGE FOREVER HOW YOU THINK ABOUT THE SHOFAR!!